So in the
last update Epsilon
grew into a toddler and proceeded to ignore the
incontinent nanny as best he could. It's kind of alarming how fast Epsilon is growing up while Xavier remains single. At this rate, Epsilon will be an elder before he has a stepmother/father. In other news Xavier
finally became a(n atrociously evil) warlock.
The story continues.
No! Bad warlock! With my luck, you'll get abducted, which will summon the social worker. The
day before Epsilon would grow into a child, and thus be able to call for the nanny on his own, no less.
Speaking of which, new bedroom.
And a "sekrit" shack of magical study. No one will ever find it!
I see the day is going well for Xavier already.
Xavier: What a weird dream...
Muahahahaha.
Epsilon: Zzzz... *snuggle* zzzz...
XD
It's hard to buy "atrociously evil" or even "vaguely evil" when he's like this.
The aforementioned aging. Xavier sleeps through the big moment.
Cookies! Can you tell he's a neat sim?
Apparently I didn't have to bother with all that construction.
Epsilon loves his teddy...
... so much that he dislocated his shoulders for it. Do
you love your teddy that much?
Do you?! Didn't think so.
Epsilon has decided that there will be
no making fun of his green skin at school.
The nanny on the other hand, decided that she will be absolutely disgusting:
Okay...
Seriously? Again?
Are you fucking kidding me you just went a few seconds ago. Just how much piss do you even have?
Oh my fucking godz!
The last puddle didn't even sink into the ground yet!!!
For the curious: roughly 5+ times, in less than 30 seconds. o_O ... O_o ... >_< Weeds everywhere!
And now for something completely different:
Everything's so green. (.wav)
Homewerk lernings. Both in plat moods too. Hopefully there'll be a surprise visitor tonight.
Not what I had in mind. D: Oh wait... Xavier
isn't plat. Nevermind.
Don't think I don't see you there, nanny. You're in on this, an when I find proof, Xavier will make you wish you were never spawned!
I
might be hoping for a Knowledge sim.
Xavier: Hey! You up there! I got my promotion, can I go to sleep now?
Xavier: Sidewalk... so... comfy...
A quick nap, shower, and meal later, Xavier is feeling well enough to
RAGE over the robbery.
Epsilon works through his anger as well.
Epsilon: Dad! Dad! Look! Look!
Xavier: *snores*
Xavier's first guest in the background.
Epsilon: *rages over the burglary again*
Xavier: Aww, your first blind fury. I'm so proud son. *hugs*
For some reason, this evil cackle reminded me that it was time to get Xavier hitched.
After dressing warmly -- very important -- Xavier gets down to business.
The business of undressing LaShawn, that is.
Xavier: How about some premarital sex before I propose?
LaShawn: Before you what?
Xavier: Nothing...
Random intervening screencap is random
Xavier pops the question, and... wait, what? *sputters* Is LaShawn a
Romance sim? (Apologies for the sloppy crop, Epsilon was determined to spoil the moment more than it already was.)
Screw it, she can go into aspiration failure for all I care. On with the (SUPER ROMANTIC AND EXTRAVAGANT) ceremony!
Er... Huh?
False alarm. Turns out she's a Family sim. (Joy.) With a LTW of
marrying off six kids! Hey, guess who's gonna be a stay at home mom?
Pretty sure this isn't how the wedding will be described to her grandkids. Too bad Epsilon was a witness, and can expose her as a lying liar.
You know, when the groom does that
immediately after the wedding, it's not a good sign.
That's all for now. Stay tuned.
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